Sense of Humor
New Yorker (looking at Niagara Falls): "I bet you don't have anything like this in India."
Indian: "We don't, but we have a plumber in town who could fix that leak in ten minutes."
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Father: "When I was of your age, I was working for 100 dollars a week in a store and at the end of four years, I owned the store."
Son: "You can't do that nowadays. They have cash registers."
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A nurse to a doctor.
"This is the seventh operating table you've ruined this month, doctor. Please don't cut so deep."
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"Do you think I should put more fire into my editorials?" the writer asked.
"No," said the editor, "Vice Versa."
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Ramu: "Why has a woman never been a President?"
Srinu: "Don't you know the president has to be over 35?"
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"I can't quite diagnose your case," said the doctor, I think it's due to drink."
"All right, Doctor," said the patient gravely. "I'll come sometime when you are sober."
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