SMART JOKES
Student: "HIJKLMNO."
Teacher: "What are you talking about?"
Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
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Wife: "I am fat. any compliment to me?"
Husband: "You always says the truth."
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10 Facts About You:
1. You're reading this now.
2. You're realizing that this is a stupid fact.
4. You didn't notice I skipped number 3.
5. You're checking now.
6. You're smiling.
7. You're still reading this even though it is stupid.
9. You didn't realize I skipped number 8.
10.You're checking again and smiling because you fell for it again.
11. You're enjoying this.
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Human beings get rich as they grow old:
Silver in Hair; Gold in Teeth; Sugar in Blood; Precious Stones in Kidneys
and
a never ending supply of Gas.
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Only 3 living beings are immune to cold:
1. Polar bears
2. Penguins.
3. Girls and women wearing sleeveless and backless dresses in marriages during severe winter.
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What's the difference between us and camels?
Camels can work without drinking for days and we cannot work if we "drink".
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When i see names carvved into a tree, i don't think its cute, i just think it's strange, how many people carry knives during dates.
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How to save a Dying Woman?
Tell her 90% SALE is going on somewhere...
