FUNNY QUOTES
Marriage is the main reason for divorce.
Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Life is beautiful… from Friday to Monday.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
I could not repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Don’t drink while driving – you will spill the beer.
The most valuable money is the money that you have to give back.
A bad boxer does not need toothpaste.
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