Sense of Humor

Sense of Humor

New Yorker (looking at Niagara Falls):  "I bet you don't have anything like this in India."

Indian:  "We don't, but we have a plumber in town who could fix that leak in ten minutes."

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Father:  "When I was of your age, I was working for 100 dollars a week in a store and at the end of four years, I owned the store."

Son:   "You can't do that nowadays.  They have cash registers."

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A nurse to a doctor.

"This is the seventh operating table you've ruined this month, doctor.  Please don't cut so deep."

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"Do you think I should put more fire into my editorials?" the writer asked.

"No," said the editor, "Vice Versa."

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Ramu:  "Why has a woman never been a President?"

Srinu:  "Don't you know the president has to be over 35?"

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"I can't quite diagnose your case," said the doctor, I think it's due to drink."

"All right, Doctor," said the patient gravely.  "I'll come sometime when you are sober."

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