LAUGH AND BE HEALTHY
An American company had this written on the back of salary receipts: "Your salary is your personal business, and should not be disclosed to anyone."
A new employee in signing the receipt wrote on it: "I won't mention to anybody. I am as ashamed of it as you are."
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An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one week leave"
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Repeat the words the defendant used," said the lawyer.
"I'd rather not. They are not fill to tell a gentleman."
"Then," said the attorney, "Whisper them to the judge."
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Nurse: "Doctor, there's a man in the waiting room who claims he is invisible."
Doctor: "Tell him I can't see him."
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An employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I have t go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave."
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The local doctor says he doesn't believe in unnecessary surgery - he won't operate unless he really needs the money.
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A foreigner asks a sardarji in the toilet.
"Hi man, how do you do?"
"We remove underwear and do." says the sardarji.
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