JOKES BY GREAT PEOPLE
George Bernard Shaw sent Sir Winston Churchill two
tickets to his new play. "Bring a friend if you have one," Shaw
wrote.
Churchill replied, "I can’t attend that
night, but perhaps some other night, if there are any others after the opening
performance."
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Lady Astor once remarked to Winston Churchill at a
Dinner Party, "Winston, if you were my husband, I would poison your coffee!"
Winston replied, "Madam if I were your
husband I would drink it!"
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Once a beautiful woman asked Shaw, 'Sir, imagine
if both of us get married, our children get my beauty and your brain'.
Then Shaw replied, 'But, what if they get my
beauty and your brain'.
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Someone once asked Churchill, ‘What is the
difference between a calamity and a disaster?’
Churchill replied ‘Well, if Prime Minister
Gladstone accidentally falls into river Thames then that is a calamity’ he
paused for a second and continued ‘however, if someone jumps into the Thames
and saves his life, then it is a disaster’
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As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one
responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.
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Actual letter written for application of leave:
‘My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may
be granted leave’.
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Letter writing:- ‘I am well here and hope you
are also in the same well.’
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A sign board in a psychiatrist’s clinic.
"Amnesia patients must pay in advance."
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Santa Singh and Banta Singh went to the market to
buy new glasses for drinking lassi. They
entered the crockery shop and saw the glasses.
Usually glasses are kept upside down in a crockery shop. Looking at the glasses, a conversation took
place between them.
Santa Singh:
"Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it?
Banta Singh:
"Yes, that’s funny, even if you make a hole at the top, how will
the lassi stay when the bottom is open?"
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